You Obviously Don't Know Clit

I was just over at M.I.L.F's blog, tearing up shit on her post about Wheather Or Not Size Really Matters .  Well, somewhere in conversation, we...okay I...went from the penis to the clit since I've never been a size queen.  As I started to type on that subject, I had a flood (no pun intended) of ideas that I needed to lay down for the fella's....lhell, some of you ladies too from what I hear....LOL

Oral sex is serious business.  Many guys think they know what they are doing but they prove they really don't know "clit".  I'm going to tell you the things that yo momma couldn't, you're daddy wouldn't and your girlfriend didn't...ha!  I, know, imma bad bitch tonight...ha!

Contrary to popular belief, the road to the clit does not start at the bottom, it starts at the top.  Even though, when you get down there, you may moisten things up a bit, no need to start licking on dry pavement.  Kiss her for a while and feel around...I'll elaborate on this concept another day. 

Now that you've allowed your hands to travel, notice what kind of panties she's wearing.  There is nothing cool about giving your woman a wedgie during foreplay or getting your fingers tied up in fabric.  If you do it right, she'll simply think you are warming things up when in all actuality, you are feeling out the terrain.  You must know your plan of entry.  If you can't work it out, don't feel bashful about just taking the sides and sliding them off altogether.  You can see how good your kiss was with the panties on the floor.

When you've determined your foreplay is good, you'll know that when you have the urge to take her off of your sheets and lay her ass on a sheet of "Bounty.....The Quicker Picker Upper"....it's time to start taking your trip down south.

I'm aware that some of you smell your food before you eat, but, try to not make that shit so obvious.  Believe it or not, that causes some anxiety.  A woman may be shower fresh but she is very concerned about what you're thinking.  If you don't like what you smell, don't start looking for Glade, hold your breath, kiss the inner thighs and work your way back up.  If you really want out of the situation, tell her that it's just too soon for all that and suggest you order pizza......LOL

Let's say it's all to your liking.  It's time to begin with a massage.  Fella's you are NOT mashing on buttons down there....gentle...gentle and circles are really nice.  They don't even have to be wide ones, the clit is not the size of a softball, no need to circle the whole field to get the clit swollen.  Now, in you go!

You are face to face and nose to nose with the clit....move in.  Little nibbles can be very cool but damn guys, you are not trying to chew it off.  When she leaves, she will want to take her clit with her.  I know..her hips are moving....well hell yeah, that shit hurts and she's trying to ease the pressure and find a more comfortable position.  You are NOT trying to chew the knot out of a shoelace......don't act like it.

Sucking is good too but it's not a straw.  Although the clit is small, it has some areas that are more sensitive than others.  Listen to your partner.  When she says "right there" she means "right there".  If you are a real pleaser, it doesn't matter if it feels like your knees are falling asleep....do..not...fucking...MOVE! You shift, you might as well have to start over....damn that!

You've done your job and she's about to climax, let her tell you how much pressure she needs and ride that thing out.  If you stay with it, you can probably give her multiples......

Now.....who want's to try?.........LOL!!! Good luck!