Proper Care Of A Stang.....LOL

You know, I get a lot of inquiries on how to get, keep and properly maintain a Stang....truth be told, none of the above are an easy feat to accomplish but for those who want to "pre-read" the owner's manual...LOL, you're a glutton for punishment.

One of the first things to always remember is that although a Stang is moderately priced, it's a luxury vehicle.  The maintenance is high.  Stangs don't require a lot of bells and whistles so to speak but do require a lot of attention.  Lot's of polishing, rubbing and likes to be talked to.  As easy on the eye as a Stang may be, strictly having one for appearance could cause you much embarassment. 

Stangs are one owner...lol and do not like the concept of being owned by collectors.  If you are lucky enough to get a Stang, that's all you need.  No need getting a classic Stang but insisting on trying to drive a Yugo....ha!!!!  If you are caught trying to borrow, purchase or even test drive anything other than a Stang, your baby will break down and leave you're ass completely stranded.  If you test drive, you'd better buy something else, when you sit on your Stang's seat....trust me, it will be known that your ass has been elsewhere....LOL

Interesting thing about Stangs, they don't always tell you when they are going to break down, they may sputter for a hot second then it's all over.  Stangs are well aware that you KNOW you have not properly maintained your vehicle ...lol, therefore, yours is not equiped with warning lights, bells or voices.  the only voice you may here is the big ole "yur fucked" noise that happens when the engine shuts down.

Another funny thing about Stangs.  The put their own "for sale" signs in the window.  A Stang is the only car out there that rejects their owner when necessary....lmfaooo!!!!!  After periods of maltreatment, neglect or simply not enough rubbing, a Stang will advertise for a new owner....usually doesn't take long.  The longest part is the interviewing of the new potential owner.  Stangs like to make sure that they are not leaving a 3 car garage for a carport....ha! 

Make no mistake...the Stang is truly the only vehicle on the market that is totally self sufficient.  Stangs NEED no owners, they choose to have them because the open road is much more fun with a friend.

Have you driven a Ford lately?..............LOL